Early Retirement in Liberty City
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 
Niko Bellic, my friend from Liberty City.
The following is a letter I received from a friend of mine named Niko Bellic. He’s one of those Russian guys who always seems to have money. Hell, he’s only in his 30’s and he’s already retired. He writes me once and awhile to let me know what he’s been up to.
Dear JJ,
Retired living is going good. I spend most of my time trying to stay busy so I don’t dwell on the past. Lately, I’ve been going around Liberty City shooting pigeons. I see at as a way to help clean up the city and also use up all this extra ammunition I have laying around. I actually killed my 200th pigeon or flying rat as what I like to call them the other night so I called up my friend Little Jacob to go celebrate.
Niko’s friend Little Jacob
I picked Jacob at 10:00pm in my all black Infernus, my favorite car in all the world. Jacob as always was glowing like Chernobyl and we headed over to The Triangle Club for some good dancing of the lap. Jacob babbled the whole ride over but thankfully for the Infernus the ride from Algonquin to Bohan didn’t take long. I enjoyed many lap dance and even a threesome in the backroom for only $250…I love this country!! Meanwhile, Jacob spent the whole time smoking and he could barely walk out to the car when we left at 7:44am.
We got breakfast at Burger Shot and I dropped Jacob off. I headed home and slept in until 6:00pm. Just another beautiful day as a retiree in LC. - NB