JJ BANKS’ Blog

Fuck you William Penn!! Fuck you Mets fans!!! Fuck you all you haters that love to trash Philadelphia sports fans!!!

The 2008 Philadelphia Phillies are World Series Champions!!!!!!!!!!!

    

FLYERS 3  CAPS 2   FINAL OT

     Flyers Power Play: Damn a few good scoring attempts so far, Richards nice one time, Huet waiting for it. Wild shot into stands, minor scuffle ensues. Huet is getting cocky after save. LUPUL SCORES OFF DEFLECTION!!!!! FLYERS WIN!!!

     EAT IT CAPITALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   15:45 OVERTIME

     Biron is more balls than playoff hockey.

     Shots on Goal: CAPS 40  Flyers 30

     Yes penalty for Tripping!!! Flyers Overtime Power Play!!! 

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   17:35 OVERTIME

     Overtime playoff hockey is the balls. Kind of like going to a baseball game and knowing you’re going to get to see a walk-off homer.

     Wish we had Knuble.

     Overtime is brought to you by Tockey, whatever the hell that is.

     Only 2nd Flyers Overtime Playoff game.

     Upshall great scoring attempt.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   3RD PERIOD INTERMISSION

     Another Jim Beam & Coke and I’m ready for OT. This is the longest I’ve ever been on a computer without looking at porn.

     Series tied at 3 - 3, Score at 2 - 2, 1 goal for glory. There’s my NFL Films writing for you.

     Chris Farley is on the Best of SNL…he was a fucking genius.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   END OF 3RD PERIOD

     Overtime????

     54 seconds left and face-off in CAPS zone, nothing, typing straight out from here, net comes loose.

     38 seconds left and face-off in CAPS zone, puck goes into stands, another face off.

     Flyers win face-off, center pass no good, OT here we come!!!! I need another drink!!!

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   1:55 3RD PERIOD

     The ”tension can be cut with a knife” cliche has just been used.

     Man I have to piss.

     Shots in 3rd period: CAPS 15  Flyers 4

     CLEAR THE PUCK!!!!!! 

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   5:17 3RD PERIOD

     Blogging is getting tough as the action picks up towards the end of the 3rd period. Can’t type fast enough. Heart beating too fast. Drank too much. Too much TV announcer yelling. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   6:03 3RD PERIOD

     There’s a MILF behind Coach Stevens on the Flyers Bench.

     Biron just got lucky as shit after bad pass.

     WOW, Biron crazy save off rebound from board.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   8:21 3RD PERIOD

     Awesome save by Biron of a Ovenchkin shot off a face-off.

     CAPS are definitely playing more physical.

     Broken stick and no call.

     Awesome save by Biron on CAPS 3 on 2.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   11:43 3RD PERIOD

     Brasher still looks silly on skates.

     The Officials are letting them hit in the 3rd period, let’s just hope it isn’t just for the CAPS.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   14:58 3RD PERIOD

     Now drinking a Jim Beam & Coke for the 3rd Period. Need to cut-down on my High Fructose Corn Syrup intake, maybe tomorrow.

     High Stick on Ovenchkin…Let’s Go Flyers!!!

     Clear the God Damn Puck!!

     Shots on Goal: Flyers 23   Caps 25

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   2ND PERIOD INTERMISSION

     Holy shit a hockey game flies by when you’re blogging it, or maybe the drinking has something to do with it.

     There has to be a fight in this game, right?

     I liked Al Morganti better in the ’90’s when he had the spikey hair going.

     The Ovenchkin commercial is horrible, future star of the NHL?? Ugly mug and can barely speak English…wait it is the NHL.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   END OF 2ND PERIOD

      Down goes Cooke hard.

     Tied after 2 periods….so what’s it going to be…glory for the Flyers?…or will Philly fans once again get to watch one of their teams shit the bed?

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   1:11 2ND PERIOD

     Coatesy has his nose up Ovenchkin’s ass too.

     Biron is still playing good in my opinion.

     Caps leading in shots 13 - 7.

     Lupul called for a hand pass…trying out for the AVP I guess.

FLYERS 2   CAPS 2   4:31 2ND PERIOD

     Now drinking Icehouse…just as good but maybe a little less intense as the Bud Ice.

     My cat is annoying the shit out me, damn spoiled moocher!

     Correction from before…Kapanen got credited for the second Flyers score.

     Ovenchkin just scored.

 FLYERS 2   CAPS 1   10:13 2ND PERIOD  

     Just remembered…I have a laptop and don’t need to be on the table here…..Thoresen just scored after Huet got pwned!!!

FLYERS 1   CAPS 1   11:17 2ND PERIOD

     Man Bud Ice has a punch, my preference for playoff hockey beer. Flyers just didn’t do much on their power play. I prefer the old Captials jerseys with the big Bald Eagle on them.

     Philly leading in hits 17 - 9.

     Hatcher just made an awesome block on Ovechkin one on one.

FLYERS 1   CAPS 1   END OF FIRST PERIOD 

     Well we’ve got a tied game at 1 - 1 after the first period. I’m 3 Bud Ices in and enjoying myself eventhough this could possibly be the last Flyers game of the season, and if they don’t clear the puck from their zone better it will be.

     Points of Interest So Far

• The Flyers trainer doesn’t wear gloves when he attends to cuts…is he fricking crazy???
• Backstrom’s goal was BS….don’t they have to call a bankshot?
• Brasher will always look weird on skates
• I predict a Richards vs. Ovechkin fight coming up in the 2nd period.
• Playoff Hockey Rocks

    

     Recently I took a trip to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, home of the greatest players in gridiron history. Such history, such glory…wait there’s that guy who committed a double murder but had enough money to hire lawyers who convinced 12 retared people that the LAPD were out to get “The Juice”.  

     There’s no doubt that what O.J. Simpson did on the field makes him totally deserving of being in the Hall of Fame, and I really do like those “Naked Gun” movies, but its scary to think that some people actually believe O.J. is innocent. It doesn’t matter anyways because Simpson doesn’t hold a candle to my favorite NFL Player of All-Time.

                                                                                                          Barry Sanders - The Greatest NFL Running Back of All-Time